It's not for newbs, but newbs will try.
Life is a bird. You walk around, minding your own business, and it goes and takes a dump on your head.
Sex and sleep alone make me conscious that I am mortal.
Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.
The great man shows his greatness by the way he treats the little man
There is nothing more foolish than a man chasing his hat
Bradley Merkel is the mang
Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
You exaggerate about EVERYTHING!
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
Compound interest is the most powerful force in the universe.
A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.