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2010-09-27 10:45:01

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Life is a bird. You walk around, minding your own business, and it goes and takes a dump on your head.

—Dennis Hong
2010-09-26 21:54:05

Sex and sleep alone make me conscious that I am mortal.

—Alexander the Great
2010-09-19 12:25:21

Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.

—Jay Leno
2010-09-19 12:14:08

The great man shows his greatness by the way he treats the little man

2010-09-19 10:35:50

There is nothing more foolish than a man chasing his hat

—Miller's Crossing
2010-09-17 22:25:52

Bradley Merkel is the mang

—Randy Apuzzo
2010-09-17 18:56:45

Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.

—Ambrose Bierce
2010-09-17 13:34:25

You exaggerate about EVERYTHING!

—my wife
2010-09-17 13:24:47

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

—Steve Wozniak
2010-09-17 09:36:35

Compound interest is the most powerful force in the universe.

—Albert Einstein
2010-09-17 08:07:42

A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

—Antoine de Saint
2010-09-17 08:07:42

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